Doesnt jokes
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Willy Wonka meme
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.