Doesnt jokes
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Willy Wonka meme
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"