Doesnt jokes
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.