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Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush don´t like her back.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!