Doesnt jokes

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't have a home to go to.

If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.

"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?

A bullfrog!

Why doesn't the witch wear panties?

To get a better grip on her broom stick!