Doesnt jokes
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.