Discrimination jokes

I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.

However-

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.