Discrimination jokes

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

🤣😂😆😁

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

Why do disabled people get picked on so much?

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Why does God hate me?

Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.