Oppression jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.