Oppression jokes

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

Racism.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

"Welcome to the gulag."

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?

A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

Ask a darkie for a light.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Friend: Slavery isn't good.

Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.

Me: Shut up and get me a juice!

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has rights.

What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.

What do you call a pregnant slave?

Buy 1 get 1 free.