Oppression jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Racism.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.