What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Discrimination Jokes
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.