Discrimination jokes
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Ask a darkie for a light.
"Ching chang chong."