What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Ask a darkie for a light.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
My friend said “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal” that was also the same guy who said https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63c5695bb0eff9f8dfe953e2/in-my-science-class-we-were-watching-a-video-and-for-no-reason-at-all-it-started-talking-about-black-lives-matter-and-my
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
What do you call a racist community? America.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
