Discrimination jokes
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What do you call a racist community? America.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.