Discrimination jokes
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
