Discrimination jokes
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
Ask a darkie for a light.
"Ching chang chong."
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.