If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Racism.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
