Discrimination jokes
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Most pakis are disabled.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."