Discrimination jokes
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Racism.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.