Discrimination jokes
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Racism.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.