New Discrimination Jokes

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?

A. A Notsee.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.