Discrimination jokes
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.