Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
