Discrimination jokes

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.

Bread is racist.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Screw you, ableists!

Why does God hate me?

Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

I hate autistic people.

HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?

A: Oreo

I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.

However-

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.