Discrimination jokes

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Ask a darkie for a light.

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬

Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.

Why do disabled people get picked on so much?

What do you call a racist community? America.

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

"Ching chang chong."