Discrimination

Discrimination jokes

Kid

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Drink

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Memes

Gay person

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

Abortion

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Friend

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

Autistic

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

Race

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Alien

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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  • Race

    We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.