Discrimination jokes
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Memes
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
What do you call a racist community? America.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
"Ching chang chong."
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.