Discrimination jokes
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.