
Discrimination jokes
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
I'm just gonna say it, and don't get offended, but I'm so sick of the media being on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.
Yes, women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth, etc.
But men have it pretty hard too, if not harder. Males are criticized for showing emotions.
Men have to go to war on the front lines.
Boys have less support from their friends because showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.
Boys have to wear trousers in schools where they practically burn to death in summer, meanwhile girls get to wear dresses and skirts. And now we hear girls complaining about them not being allowed to wear trousers. Yet we haven't ever heard anything about boys protesting about wearing shorts to school. It's because no one will take a man's protest seriously because the media is always against the men.
Man-rape is unheard of in the media, and I've never seen anything in any form of news accusing a woman as a rapist.
We are expected to gather up our guts [and] ask a girl to be their girlfriend. We have to take them on dates, pay the bill, [and] buy them gifts when the girls never do anything like that for us males. We have to get a job while they put on makeup and go out with their friends and spend 3 months' worth of the money the man has made.
And the women say we only rape women and that we restrict women from doing certain things like fighting in world wars.
It's because most males do not want females to get hurt, yet we are criticized for this.
I propose an idea that on the 19th of September every year (until we get the point across) all males do not go to work, etc.
Who's going to put out all the fires? The two "firewomen" at the local fire station? Who is going to work in the major corporations? The secretary's and the receptionist?
Women are always saying that the world will be a better place if they're are no men around. Let's show them how wrong they are.
(This event can be done worldwide.)
Share this with as many people who still believe in the rights of the males.
(I'm not against feminism; it's just that everything in the media is about some stupid problem women are complaining about + hatred for males everywhere.
But I think that nowadays women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want, and never get criticized or face any consequences.)
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
"Ching chang chong."
Screw you, ableists!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
