At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
