Disappearance jokes
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why is the rum gone?
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."