Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first? Jack: Bad News first Mother: I'm dying! Jack: Mother, I said bad news first. Mother: *cries* Jack was never seen again.
Where did amy go after the explosion? Everywhere
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
