My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.

a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"

My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid’s birthday party. He walked in and said “Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel.” He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said “And for my final trick; I will disappear!” He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said “Hey, he’s like my dad.” “Really” asked a little girl? “I guessed?” he said back, “My dad wasn’t a magician, but he disappeared. I haven’t seen him since…”

There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-… and he left without a trace.

how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three he said uno dos and disappeared without a tres

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos…” poof … He disappeared without a tres. XD

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘uno, dos…’ and poof. He disappears without a tres."

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

A blond a bernet and a red head walked into a bar the bartender told them their was a magic merror in the bathroom.He said that if you spoke the truth infront of the merror you would have your greatest desires but if you told a lie you would disappear .The red head sais that she was the pretiest girl in the bar and she walked out the bathroom and she got athusand dollars.The berrnet walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar she walked out the ber with a new car.The bland went she said I think poof she was gone

A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions …you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared.  The man did as was told and became generous and kind …as he emerged from the betting office with all his money… he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person…each and everytime. He ,however couldn’t seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what .  When he died the Angel came back for him … “But I’m undeserving I can’t come with you” he said … “Yes you can” replied the Angel , “you gave all your stake ( steak) away”

There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight…Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.