You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Alright listen up, you dense cabbage. This joke is all about Penaldo, who is like a Pokémon card but for people who kick balls. Penaldo is a "finished statpadder," whatever that means, and has ghost-like powers, like disappearing during big games and crying for penalties. He also apparently sells underwear. LOL! I know you are a dummy and this is why you are hearing this joke now, but I just want to remind you to brush your teeth.
Penaldo fanboy
Bodied my idol