Penaldo, the Pokémon

  • You caught a Penaldo!

    Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

    Type: Ghost type.

    Moves: Dive

    Disappear in big games

    Cry for pens

    Statpad vs farmers

    Sells underwear

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you dense cabbage. This joke is all about Penaldo, who is like a Pokémon card but for people who kick balls. Penaldo is a "finished statpadder," whatever that means, and has ghost-like powers, like disappearing during big games and crying for penalties. He also apparently sells underwear. LOL! I know you are a dummy and this is why you are hearing this joke now, but I just want to remind you to brush your teeth.

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