Direction jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could get to the other side!

Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

What's the difference between a knife and my life?

A knife has a point.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.