Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Yo mama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
----> [] get in the door.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
