Direction jokes

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

----> [] get in the door.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

"Up your butt and around the corner!"

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.

The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"

The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."

Hahaha

S, ss, slalom. A.

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.