Direction jokes
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
----> [] get in the door.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
The South.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!