A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
