Difference jokes
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?
The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!