Difference jokes
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?