Difference jokes
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.