Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.