Difference jokes

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

What do / and \ have in common?

They have different results.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.