Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.