Difference jokes
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!