Difference jokes
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
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What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.