Difference jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.