Difference jokes

Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!

What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?

It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...