Difference

Difference jokes

Gun

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Mushroom

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

Drone

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

Orphan

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Snack

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Cunnilingus

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

Inch

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

Man

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

Wound

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Pain

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

Orange

What's the difference between an orange?

A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Way

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Party

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.