Difference jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.