Difference jokes
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a tree?
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your face.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.