Difference jokes
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.