Difference jokes
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your face.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a duck?
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.