Difference jokes
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Your face.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the difference between a duck?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.