What is a good night sleep tight I have for
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief? The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!” And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
Ask A Orphan This- "Whats the difference between cancer and ur dad, cancer comes back."
