Difference jokes
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.