Right-winger jokes

What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?

The Name.

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?

"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"

VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.