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What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

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    • What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

    At least you don’t die when you shower.

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    • Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

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    • What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

    What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

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    • There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

    At least Stephen Hawking does something.

    What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

    What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

    A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

    What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.