Difference jokes
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.