Difference jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.

What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..

There is none.

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

“We don’t eat with our peckers.”

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when you're 13.

What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.