Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.