Trash Bag jokes

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

You want to know how to spot a foster kid?

Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

You know bins????

They're trash!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.