Trash Bag jokes

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.