What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
