Difference jokes
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.