Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.