Difference jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.