Difference jokes
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."