What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
