Difference jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.