Difference jokes
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.