Michael Jackson and the Refrigerator

  • What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

    "You are not alone."

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

    A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, small-brain. The first joke mocks his song "You Are Not Alone" in the context of his sleepovers. The second is a gross innuendo: when you slide "meat" into a fridge, it stays quiet, but doing it to MJ makes him make noise. You probably needed a diagram for this, didn't you?

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  • Once again, this is why bears are often used for meat. No brains

    Impulsive Stoat

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