Jesus vs. Benjah

  • What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?

    Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen, you absolute unit of ignorance. 'Benjah wades' sounds like 'Bridges'. Jesus walks on water, but 'Ben-ja-wades' is just how people cross it. Your brain is clearly as shallow as the water he is wading in.

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