How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds? Kill her afterwards
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
lean.
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
Your mother is so fat she actually went on a diet and started exercising and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
