Diet

Diet Jokes

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!