Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I breathe in African food.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
