My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But it’s a hearty meal
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
Why can't blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK...
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
