Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!