How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds? Kill her afterwards
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
lean.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
