If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
