If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
Your mother is so fat she actually went on a diet and started exercising and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat itš
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But thatās just nuts.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
I didnāt eat breakfast because Iām starving myself
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut š
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they Ģd crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
