Vitamin C jokes
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!