Vitamin C jokes
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."