A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
An apple a day, or you'll die any way
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
My Great Grandfather died in 9/11
He was an Amazing Pilot
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
