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What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
I called the suicide hotline at Iraq, the person got exited and asked if I can drive a truck.
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what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
