Die Jokes

Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die. What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

At least when I fucked it.

my life

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune

Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror

these jokes make me want to die

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.

I’m going to be scared of diesel

I love dccfffghyyhh

whats red and bad for your teeth:abrick

Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”