Die jokes
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.