Die Jokes

Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok

My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died

When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled

"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

My dad...came over late at night...he was drunk...he started telling me how useless I was...then I went to the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the chest 47 times......3 minutes later......he died........now I’m losing mind..and cutting myself....

People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died

Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.

I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."