Die jokes

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

U die from robot bite.

Every woman will die in five seconds.

Mother: Dies.

Sister: Dies.

Girlfriend: Lives.

You: 🤬

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?

There’s a stairway to heaven.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

Guess who dies next.