Die jokes
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
These jokes make me want to die.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.