Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
there was a dude, he was yo dawg you wanna die? I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?
why did stephen hawkin die , because he got bummed to hard in the shower
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Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
why did the Roach talk to the man: to die
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why did Steven balking die Because his with changed the Wi-Fi password.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin
Why did Stephen Hawkins die?
He lost WiFi connection
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? His windows update wasn't available.
How did steven hawking die
He lost entirnet conection
