Die jokes
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.