WHY DID GOD MAKE THE DEVILS DIE...
god is great
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
there was a dude, he was yo dawg you wanna die? I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
How did Stephen hawking actually die
He lost wi- fi conection
How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
why did the Roach talk to the man: to die
How did stephen hawking die? Somebody threw an EMP at him
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Where is a place where people die
Rosshall Academy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DIE.
ROSSHALL ACADEMY
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
