What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
"where ya going?" "when i die hell but right now my room"
I wanna die.
How did Steven hawlkins die
He blew a fuse doing an update
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
How did Stephen hawking actually die
He lost wi- fi conection
How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
