Miss Kadie- I heard that the Westburow Baptist church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people. Pastor- welcome to the gay matters church. Miss Kadie- stop that you know that god hates gay people Me- stop that vegan teacher. Pastor- you deserve to die - I attack
i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
Are you with Alex fucking retarded Go dig a home die people
RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!
i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die
Why did the joke die? Because it's a meme!
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus. Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
