why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
Why did the orphan die on the road..... because they had no one to hold there hand.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why did Steven balking die Because his with changed the Wi-Fi password.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries
rape victim: i want to die
man: hang in there
rape victim: thats what ill do, ill hang myself
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
like this if you have ever had a family member die
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
When did Jesus die
On luan day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldn’t fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this I’m a window washer on the 8th floor I’m washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this I’m in a refrigerator...
