Didnt jokes
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?