Didnt jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.