Didnt jokes
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Honestly
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.