Didnt jokes
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍