Didnt jokes
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
I didn’t do that.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.