Didnt jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
I didn’t do that.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂