Didnt jokes
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.