Didnt jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.