Didnt jokes

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.

—Shane Richie, British actor

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange who?

Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

Why didn't the bear leave home?

He could not bear leaving his family.