Dick Jokes

in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: a man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place

What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.

i once cummed on my boyfriend's dick { puts an eggplant emoji } i like to watch porn to ;)

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people. Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass

Prostitute walks in the bar and she goes up to the bar tender and says I just made 100$ and 5¢ sucking dick the bar tender says who gave u the 5¢ the prostitute says they all did