I LOVE BIG HARRY DICKS
I have green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrieks dick
why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole
I cut my dick it is all right now and half the size but makes for excellent breakfest
My girlfriend asked for a kiss so I gave her my dick
Little red riding hood says to the wolf: what a big dick you have wolf:the better to F*** you with!
i need a lovely lady to spoil i have a big dick and a very clean house add me now
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Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?
i have a girlfriend with a big dick
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin Man 3: Me first!
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
abraham linkin was a good man, he jumped out the windoe with his dick in his hand and walked up to a groop of lades and said im do my dute so why dont you give me some booty
What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato
i sucked a dick
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
MY name is Justin I like like dick lit me eat you out like?
my name is big dick
in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: a man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
