Dick jokes

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

"Dick me down shorts."

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

Suck my dick!

(Ron Jeremy)

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Please take this down, it's not funny at all!

It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

Why do squirrels love dick?

Because it produces nut.

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

Dick muncher.

My dick is hard, what's your name?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and sick his dick.

Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.