Dick jokes
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
My name is Big Dick.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
dick
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
"Dick me down shorts."
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.