Dick jokes
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Memes
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
"Dick me down shorts."
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Dick muncher.
My dick is hard, what's your name?