Dick jokes

I sucked a dick.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.

My name is Big Dick.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!

"Dick me down shorts."

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.