Depression jokes

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

GTA 6

I got sad today.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

How do you poop?

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why did Aaron slit his wrists?

Because it's him.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Hi meccool.

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!