Depression jokes
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*