Depression jokes

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I got sad today.

GTA 6

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

How do you poop?

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why did Aaron slit his wrists?

Because it's him.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.