Depression jokes

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

I got sad today.

GTA 6

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

How do you poop?

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why did Aaron slit his wrists?

Because it's him.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!