Depression

Depression jokes

Mother

    • Dad: Alive.

    Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

    Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

    Mother: Alive...

    Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

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    God

    • Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

    Texter 2: How?

    Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

    Donut

    • A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

    Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

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    People

    • Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

    Life

    • Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

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    Swing

    • Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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    Fault

    • "-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

    -Mully- This is my mom left!!

    Adult

    • Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?

    Because they are always sucking dick.

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