Depression jokes

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.