Depression jokes

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Hi meccool.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

Suicide is population control, republished.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

I have cripple and depression.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

Everyone thought I'd have a great year...

14 years just gave me more chances.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.