Depression jokes
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
How do you poop?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Hi meccool.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Suicide is population control, republished.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I have cripple and depression.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.