Depression jokes
Suicide is population control, republished.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I have cripple and depression.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
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Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.