Depression jokes

Why drink water and not bleach?

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

You're more depressing than your own abortion video.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

How do you poop?

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Aaron slit his wrists?

Because it's him.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

Hi meccool.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

Suicide is population control, republished.

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.