Depression jokes
Hi meccool.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Suicide is population control, republished.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I have cripple and depression.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
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