Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Depression Jokes
I have cripple and depression.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
